Sam. 23. White. Generally able-bodied. Genderfluid panromantic demisexual. They/Them/Their. You should probably click that thing up there that says "You Should Read This Before Following Me".

Okay Pinsir is being a douchenozzle how do I get my Pinsir to like me how do you do that food thing I still haven’t figured that out.

I got my Pinsir as a part of the mystery gift thing at level 50.

I am the worst Pokemon trainer especially since I never got a chance to play anything between original gen and now so trainers throw out Pokemon I’ve never heard of before and i scream “yoURE SO CUTE I WANT TWELVE I CANT HURT YOU WHY THIS”

a-long-time-ago-on-gallifrey:

deaths-impala:

iveneverhadnutella:

This guy in my class likes to think he’s the only one who knows about tumblr
When a girl messed up her presentation he literally held up a drawn star that said ‘you tried’ and said to me “you probably won’t get it it’s an Internet thing.”

please say you slapped him

im just gonna keep reblogging this until he finds it

hes here somewhere