GUYS GUYS GUYS
GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY WAS LITERALLY WRITTEN BY A FEMALE ROCKET SCIENTIST
SHE’S THE FIRST WOMAN TO EVER WRITE A MARVEL MOVIE
WHY IS THIS NOT GETTING TALKED ABOUT
If anybody ur getting down n dirty with wants to keep u a secret u need to bail and then find some1 who makes ur pic their phone background because that’s what I’m talking about
tfw when you thought you already came out to someone and you mention it offhand and they’re like “what”
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what do you call sexism against men?
did u know: most australian food slogans are aggressively homosexual
Wow, what a great post. I wish I could share it as a big green box with half the text cut off.
when ur tryin to tell a story but people talk over you
my aunties cat decided to pose when i took a picture xD
I just want Tumblr to know that I have never, not once, wanted to reblog a text post as a link.
if you ask me for boyfriend advice i’ll literally be like “idk man dump him he’s boring men are boring”
Ratigan + sass.
268. Muggleborns learning that their favourite teacher in their school before Hogwarts was a witch/wizard.
Shout out to that one shirt that’s fit you for like, 5 years no matter how much your body has changed
I even grew boobs and it’s like ‘whatever, I got you’.
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